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- Ah, back to work tomorrow - get up early. .
- Yes, I understand you. .
- Do not understand though!
- Understand though!
- You do not even work!
- Well today was still
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-or ambulance?
-Yes. . .
Here, a police officer with the fire fighting, can not figure out who to call!
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Blonde exceed the speed limit. He was suspended policeman - also blonde.
- Please state the right!
- What are those?
- Well, a document which shows your face.
Blonde gives police officers the mirror.
Policewoman looks and asks:
- Why neteicāt immediately that you are a police officer?
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Two police officers entering the path in the tree.
One says:
-Uh, for the first time we came so quickly on the scene!
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armed robbers break into the Bank:
- All lie on the floor!
All employees of the bank lies down. Senior secretary treasurer whispers:
- Hey, politely holding a pose - this is a robbery not hangout with our boss. . .
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drunk man comes out of the bar and the machine begins to palpate the surrounding roofs. Passer call to order:
- Hey, so you will not find your car. On the roof there is no number, no car brand.
- Shut up! There were flashing lights.
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policeman:
- Iepūtiet snorkel!
Car owner:
- I can not, because sick with asthma.
- Well, it will take a blood test.
- Also not allowed. I have a blood clotting.
- At least go over the line you can?
- No, I have been drinking.
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Two police officers found the man dead at a gymnasium. As required:
- Hey, you know how to write the word \"gymnasium\"?
- No.
- Well, then we bring him to the post office
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bank employee - feet wide, hands behind his head and with his face against the wall.
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- Hello, meteorologists? Hello! I wanted to say that firefighters are now pumped out of my basement to your \"slightly cloudy\".
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boss call to the employee:
- I told you that smoking during working hours!
A staff shake off cigarette ash:
- Does not anyone work?
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Bankers\' favorite song - \"Your house, my bosom!\"
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Road police officer stops a car and begins to examine the documents.
- Open the trunk! Well, well, it. . . What\'s that?
- It? It is a corpse!
- The most I can see that corpse! But where the first aid kit?
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- Do you drink during the call?
- Never. If only I descend to the rostering already drunk.
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Why do women like men in uniform? The uniform is not there nothing to do - it is the realization that they have a job.
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