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- How do you like my sermon?
- Great! Stunning! You might say that we, as long as you were not our church, a sin to not know anything!
- He is a former radio operator
- I was taking a boat with tourists on a lonely island. Excursion price was five lats.
- So a little?
- But back to five hundred. . .
- Tell one of your hunting adventures!
- Either way, sitting in hiding, crawling to me lazy. Lien day or two, crawling three days. . . It also neatlīda up an ambush!
- Well, would depart from ambush and shot!
- Will come from ambush? No, dude - you\'re not a hunter,
- Today I stole a noble necklace.
- Ma\'am, how it looked?
- How real. . .
- You see a girl? Thrown into her on the neck, iekodies, suc!
Vampīrēns followed the instructions - uzklupiens, bite, begins to suck blood. SUC, suc, but suddenly the old vampire vampire under the new hand on the shoulder and says:
- Son, suck enough!
- But why neizsūkt all the blood?
- How are you not ashamed, we\'re vampires, not lawyers!
- Co-driver and the wind?
Helmsman Ventilation windows open cab, poked his head, then crawl back:
- Pilot, headwind!
- Well you did kliedzat by nervozējat! A mere three reizītes just shook. The usual bump. Who does not happen. Well, everything, everything, calm down. It\'s all right? OK, now go calm the passengers.
- I told you that smoking during working hours!
One of the employees, shaking off cigarette ash:
- Does not anyone work?
- Warning! We start the auction! Young man 7th floor! 150 lats. Who more?
- I am very sorry that you leave. I had gotten used to you. You were like my own son - as irresponsible, lazy and disorganized.
- Maybe will replace the signboard?
- What we have now?
- \"Closed\".
- You know the knife?
- Hi, where those years. . . How\'s it going?
- Normal. How are you?
- For fifteen years, propelling machinery from Germany, the family, three children, a boy Vento and two daughters - Korolla and Santana.
- But I south pole with his bare hands nožņaudzu polar bear.
- But have you ever heard of Dead Sea?
- How well is not!
- I know him. . .
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