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Poems /
Jokes
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young Russian doctor laments:
- Hey, doc, test Fisk - something I can not sleep at all, roll on the bed as unwise. . .
The doctor examined him:
- You know what, dude, you\'re practically healthy. A little stresiņš plagues you, try something in life replaced.
- No, Doc, you kind something flute! I have the two years I\'ve changed three houses, six mayor, five banks, three roofs, two wives and seven mistresses. . . What has changed?
- Hey, doc, test Fisk - something I can not sleep at all, roll on the bed as unwise. . .
The doctor examined him:
- You know what, dude, you\'re practically healthy. A little stresiņš plagues you, try something in life replaced.
- No, Doc, you kind something flute! I have the two years I\'ve changed three houses, six mayor, five banks, three roofs, two wives and seven mistresses. . . What has changed?
[ Jokes ]
Boxer, who has problems with insomnia, consult a doctor.
Doctor recommends:
- Going to sleep quietly count: one, two, three. . . as long as aizmigsiet!
- It does not suit me, I get to 9, I usually spring in the legs.
[ Jokes ]
- Is it true that America is the great land of opportunity?
- It is true. Only the country\'s poor black boy can become a rich the white woman. . .
- It is true. Only the country\'s poor black boy can become a rich the white woman. . .
[ Jokes ]
urban passenger buses are usually on the driver\'s cab is a legend.
Germany: \"Talk to the manager is strictly forbidden!\"
England: \"The driver nesarunāties better.\"
Spain: \"There is no point talking to the driver.\"
Italy: \"Answer the driver is prohibited.\"
Germany: \"Talk to the manager is strictly forbidden!\"
England: \"The driver nesarunāties better.\"
Spain: \"There is no point talking to the driver.\"
Italy: \"Answer the driver is prohibited.\"
[ Jokes ]
- You\'re going to marry me just because I inherited my aunt\'s villa Nora?
- Of course not! Laugh, or? I will marry you, even though the villa you will inherit.
- Of course not! Laugh, or? I will marry you, even though the villa you will inherit.
[ Jokes ]
nudist beach lies at the heart of man clothing. At his approach a couple of nudists and asks:
- You are a nudist?
- Yes.
- Why do you sleep clothes here?
- I am a pervert.
- You are a nudist?
- Yes.
- Why do you sleep clothes here?
- I am a pervert.
[ Jokes ]
Two police officers found a male corpse Terminal 1. Gymnasium. One policeman asks:
-You know how to write the word \"gymnasium\"?
-No!
-Well, then bring them to the post office.
-You know how to write the word \"gymnasium\"?
-No!
-Well, then bring them to the post office.
[ Jokes ]
director of the company summoned Head shots:
- I need a chief accountant!
- What are your requirements?
- For him to sleep!
- I need a chief accountant!
- What are your requirements?
- For him to sleep!
[ Jokes ]
The Board meets two men.
- Lord, excruciating boredom! Do not you want to play cards?
- We have a lot of fun, but unfortunately, the cards are not played for fifteen years.
- It\'s not crazy, I last played twenty years ago. The hosts, move the card kit!
Stewart brings cards. The first takes the cards in your hand and says:
- It is not a single card!
The second will take the same cards and provides that:
- Yes, the Group of Eight summit
- Lord, excruciating boredom! Do not you want to play cards?
- We have a lot of fun, but unfortunately, the cards are not played for fifteen years.
- It\'s not crazy, I last played twenty years ago. The hosts, move the card kit!
Stewart brings cards. The first takes the cards in your hand and says:
- It is not a single card!
The second will take the same cards and provides that:
- Yes, the Group of Eight summit
[ Jokes ]
old man asks the bartender:
- What are the ingredients of the cocktail?
- Sugar, milk and rum.
- And what flavor?
- Excellent! Sugar is a strength, milk - power!
- But the rum?
- Rum is an idea where to put the power and energy.
- What are the ingredients of the cocktail?
- Sugar, milk and rum.
- And what flavor?
- Excellent! Sugar is a strength, milk - power!
- But the rum?
- Rum is an idea where to put the power and energy.
[ Jokes ]
standing on the street two policemen sad. Passer-by asking:
- What happened?
- Our dog - pathfinder disappeared.
- So what? Both have the same dog will find the way to the station.
- The dog was already, but we?. . .
- What happened?
- Our dog - pathfinder disappeared.
- So what? Both have the same dog will find the way to the station.
- The dog was already, but we?. . .
[ Jokes ]
- I wanted to suggest that people are not afraid of the police. But we, the police, the people are at work and the fear of the police who are at work.
[ Jokes ]
girl comes to apply to the firm as a secretary. Company director, says:
- I want to tell you that we most highly appreciate the initiative of employees. . .
The girl interrupted him:
- Great! Where are we going tonight?
- I want to tell you that we most highly appreciate the initiative of employees. . .
The girl interrupted him:
- Great! Where are we going tonight?
[ Jokes ]
Revenue comes from an old chief accountant. He pieskrien young girl and asks:
- You transferred the balance sheet?
- Fees. . .
- Questions were asked?
- Yes. . .
- Please give write off
- You transferred the balance sheet?
- Fees. . .
- Questions were asked?
- Yes. . .
- Please give write off
[ Jokes ]
shop owner says its vendors:
- Tomorrow will come to practice with us students.
Arriving students sellers took all my heart to train rookies. At the end of practice painteresējas vendors:
- And what are you now teaches \"vendor\"?
Students:
- We nemācamies for sellers, but of Revenue officials.
- Tomorrow will come to practice with us students.
Arriving students sellers took all my heart to train rookies. At the end of practice painteresējas vendors:
- And what are you now teaches \"vendor\"?
Students:
- We nemācamies for sellers, but of Revenue officials.
[ Jokes ]
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