Buddy tells his friend:
- Yesterday evening, all taught your dog ierieties three times when it wants to eat.
A week later they meet again. A friend asks:
- Well some success in the drill?
- Imagine, now, while neierejos three times, the dog will not eat anything.

think your cat when pietaisa corner on the carpet behind the couch?
- I know that may not, but there is none, dark, and then I aizrakšu. . .

Moscow zoo giraffe crossed with a rhino. Offspring did not develop, but the game remained dissatisfied.

Go to the dinosaur forest. Fox meets the road.
Dinosaur: What\'s your name?
Fox: My name is Fox!
Dinosaur: Ok. Record \"lap-sa \'! Come with me tomorrow for breakfast time I will apēdīšu.
Fox weeping, either to do anything - the dinosaur is a dinosaur. Go on a beast of the ancient past meets the road bear.
Dinosaur: What\'s your name?
Bear: My name is Bear!
Dinosaur: Ok. Record of \"la-cis\"! Come with me tomorrow for lunch time I will apēdīšu.
Bear weeping, either to do anything - the dinosaur is a dinosaur. Go on a beast of the ancient past meets the road hare.
Dinosaur: What\'s your name?
Rabbit: My name is Bunny!
Dinosaur: Ok. Record of \"green-angle\"! Come to me tomorrow in time for dinner, I thee apēdīšu.
Rabbit: Or may be I will not?
Dinosaur: Ok! You strike it.

Atnāk husband to the circus and of the words.
Husband: That there can speak.
Circus Directorate: either do not believe though, prove?
The man knocks a frog in a while pazodi.
Frog: Well, let\'s say \"Kva!\"

- What\'s longer than an elephant trunk?
- Punk. . .

Dog monologue:
\"When I worry, I perspire. When I sweat, I stink. When I suck, I wash. When I wash them, I\'m worried ... \"

Wild Animals decides to build a prison. Leo, as importantly, all the same izrīko and sits quietly on a stump and his aizpīpē Belomor Kanal. Hedgehog arrives and asks the king of beasts: \"Leo, and what do I do?\"
Leo looks at the small pet and say, \"you work at a later date! You\'d punishment cell toilet paper!\"

managed to ride two swallows:
- The time things will be. . .
- Why do you think so?
- Somehow, people have started to look at us.

two flies on dung heaps. Suddenly, one \"runs the gas.\" The other says: \"As you have no shame, I eat here!\"

Announcement: Lost in a very clever wolf-dog. Rex, if you read this announcement, please uzzvani home, we are concerned!

bunny in the woods and meets a fox, says: \"Hi old, want to get a wink?\"
Fox offended go to the police to complain.
Police officer the next day go to the bunny and says: \"The talk through the flowers\"
Hare, the next time you meet a fox and says, \"Hi old chrysanthemum, want to get blue anemones?\"

Flying sheep through the ocean. Couples flying seagull and she yells:
- Hey yo, the sheep, where do you swim?
- To Africa.
- Sheep remain sheep. Africa is surely on the other side!
- Some I do not care! I just nedavilkšu.

- Why do bulldogs have flat Purne? - Because they are so stupid that chasing parked cars.

Pooh Little Pigs get the honey pot. Pooh says: - Little Pigs, aizteci the spoons, in the meantime I pasargāšu expensive tile. Pigglet drift by. After a while atskrien and see that Pooh sleeping blabus empty pot, and Pigglet requires either: - Pooh, Pooh ei, where is it honey i left? Answer: - Atšujies, ugly pig, you see that I have a bad thing?