boss enters the office and watch - all in one cigarette smoke:
- I told you that smoking during working hours!
One of the employees, shaking off cigarette ash indifferent turns and asks:
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Boy with tin cans, goes to the police:
- Onkulīt, will help to open up, please?
Cop knocks on the tin:
- Go to the police! Saturiņicīts>
Retail:
- Do you fish without bones is?
- No! But a sausage without meat
Slave comes to the boss:
- If you asked me nepaaugstināsiet salary of 100 lats, I\'ll tell everyone that raised an 200
guy asking his acquaintance must:
- Why to you with more married people than young people?
Contractor:
- A married my vociferation to suffer. Saturiņicīts>
Estonians have created a new breed of dog - Estonian hound. The new variety was created specifically for wounded snail and turtle hunting. Saturiņicīts>
An old gentleman, deftly escaping from satrakota bull, just being able to speak:
- Oh damn, ungrateful beast! Do you know a little with Jenny after him? The fact that all life has been a vegetarian! Saturiņicīts>
escaped from a zoo elephant.
Rings at the police station:
- In my garden stands a huge, gray rat!
- And what did she do?
- The tail pulls cabbage. . .
- And what do with them?
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Saint Bernard - dogs who live in the Alps. They are looking for lost skiers in winter and from the living. Saturiņicīts>
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- Hybrid, which is able to apriet low-flying aircraft. Saturiņicīts>
- Why do zebras have white and black stripes?
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sin and began flooding. And Noah took a pair of each creature. Even took two dinosaurs. It turned out that both are boys! Since they died, although highly sought. . . Saturiņicīts>
- Say, this parrot talk?
- You know, the same he just asked about you. Saturiņicīts>
elephant asks Strauss:
- Why do not you head in the sand bāžat?
Strauss:
- I do not know the others, but I was looking for oil. Saturiņicīts>
Aizmucis parrot. For children under sixteen years of age do not recommend the taking. Saturiņicīts>
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