son\'s father:
- Dad, or we will come to the real Santa Claus?
Father:
- The real Santa Claus, Son, go to Jurmala, the Chinese will come to us. . . Saturiņicīts>
wife\'s mother-in-law asks:
- Did you see the man who saved me when I slicks?
- Yes, he had already arrived to apologize. Saturiņicīts>
- Is the child\'s appearance can be a cause of conflict within the family?
- Yes you can, especially if the child appears late and noticeably intoxicated. Saturiņicīts>
Friday husband says to his wife:
- Hey, to each other Make a great weekend!
- Of course dear!
- Well then, goodbye until Monday! Saturiņicīts>
night. Man, lost in the woods bļauj:
- Help, help!
Wife comes out of the house:
- Mutt, crawling out of our garden and removes sunglasses
director of the company summoned Head shots:
- I need a chief accountant!
- What are your requirements?
- For him to sleep! Saturiņicīts>
The Board meets two men.
- Lord, excruciating boredom! Do not you want to play cards?
- We have a lot of fun, but unfortunately, the cards are not played for fifteen years.
- It\'s not crazy, I last played twenty years ago. The hosts, move the card kit!
Stewart brings cards. The first takes the cards in your hand and says:
- It is not a single card!
The second will take the same cards and provides that:
- Yes, the Group of Eight summit
old man asks the bartender:
- What are the ingredients of the cocktail?
- Sugar, milk and rum.
- And what flavor?
- Excellent! Sugar is a strength, milk - power!
- But the rum?
- Rum is an idea where to put the power and energy. Saturiņicīts>
standing on the street two policemen sad. Passer-by asking:
- What happened?
- Our dog - pathfinder disappeared.
- So what? Both have the same dog will find the way to the station.
- The dog was already, but we?. . . Saturiņicīts>
- I wanted to suggest that people are not afraid of the police. But we, the police, the people are at work and the fear of the police who are at work. Saturiņicīts>
girl comes to apply to the firm as a secretary. Company director, says:
- I want to tell you that we most highly appreciate the initiative of employees. . .
The girl interrupted him:
- Great! Where are we going tonight? Saturiņicīts>
Revenue comes from an old chief accountant. He pieskrien young girl and asks:
- You transferred the balance sheet?
- Fees. . .
- Questions were asked?
- Yes. . .
- Please give write off
shop owner says its vendors:
- Tomorrow will come to practice with us students.
Arriving students sellers took all my heart to train rookies. At the end of practice painteresējas vendors:
- And what are you now teaches \"vendor\"?
Students:
- We nemācamies for sellers, but of Revenue officials. Saturiņicīts>
new pastor asking elders:
- How do you like my sermon?
- Great! Stunning! You might say that we, as long as you were not our church, a sin to not know anything! Saturiņicīts>
- What does your drummer beats the drum so strange?
- He is a former radio operator
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