- What is the greatest evil That Can come upon a bat while he is sleeping?
- Diarrhea. Saturiņicīts>
Bear arrives at lāčutēva:
- Dad, show a puppet theater!
- Be either a tranquil, late already, go to bed.
- Well debts, please!
Lāčutēvs agrees, gets up, goes on further underground nest, find two human skulls, put on each of his paws and begins:
- (The first skull) Hey, Janka, there really is not bear?
- (Second) Da liecies peace, what you have here bears. . . Saturiņicīts>
cow climbing a tree. Crow sits there and asks:
- Cow, what do you climb a tree?
- I eat apples!
- This is not the apple tree, but the pine!
- I po. . . I carry an apple
hare, wolf and giraffe. After a while the wolf parliament the prison boss That Could not sleep. It asks what\'s the matter. Wolf says: hare day telling jokes, but the Giraffe night Laughs. Saturiņicīts>
Vista rooster:
-You are the man eh?
Rooster:
- Namely, that I am! You doubt?
Vista dziļddomīgi states:
- Eggs in it is to me. . . Saturiņicīts>
antenna on the roof two crows sitting and watching as high in the air aiztraucas jet. One of the crow:
- Yes, it either and speed. . .
Other:
- Is it? If you\'re stuck in the bottom of the glass, so you not only palidotu. . . Saturiņicīts>
Rabbit loop trail through the forest, runs off terrified Ant. Rabbit:
- Where do you run?
Ant:
- As for running, wild meadow ziloņmāte raped, now catch all suspicious. Saturiņicīts>
Frog tells her friend:
- Yesterday, I walked across the swamp, I was raped, will go again tomorrow. Saturiņicīts>
three bats sleeping in a tree branch with his head down! Suddenly, one staying upright. The second calls for:
- What happened then?
The third says:
- Nothing, fainting. Saturiņicīts>
mammoth walk down the street. Suddenly pieskrien bars elephant, mammoth kick a horn, and ran nolamājas.
Mammoth: scams. Skinheads. . . Saturiņicīts>
elephant asks a camel:
- Why do you have tits on your back?
Camel:
- Strange question from one member who is on the face. . . Saturiņicīts>
- What is the name of sheep with no legs?
- Cloud. Saturiņicīts>
Bļitkotājs holes pulled from the moose and surprised-of-bounds:
- Yo, what are you here?
Elk:
- Right, what do I here. . . - And jumps back to a water hole. Saturiņicīts>
Zoopark:
- Daddy, why we are so angry gorilla looked?
- Calm down, son! It was just a cashier. Saturiņicīts>
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