Why play a key role in the movie Titanic was chosen Leonardo DiCaprio?
-Because, like Bruce Willis would have all saved! Saturiņicīts>
teacher asks:
-Why were not you at school today?
-My older brother got sick.
-And what do this with you?
-I will go with his bike. Saturiņicīts>
Game \"Do you want to be a Millionaire\". After the first question upstart chooses to call a friend. When the friend answers, he asks:
- The old, what do you think, what should I choose - Product support or 50/50?
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- Dad, Mom headed by a car better than you!
- No I did not say it. . .
- But you yourself said that the \"missing\" handbrake could not ride one meter, but the mother traveled 12 miles.
Saturiņicīts>
Every woman full happiness requires two things: the man and everything else
Before surgery the doctor asks the patient:
- What is the anesthesia you prefer? Expensive or cheap?
- Cheap, cheap.
- All right, \"AIJA hushaby, bear children ...\"
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Lithuania master called his dog, \"Rex, Rex\"
To which the dog replies: \"Vauvas, vauvas\'
chemistry class.
The teacher:
-Maijiņa the color you eventually got a solution?
-Red.
Sit down, 5. Little Peter and the color?
-Orange.
-Sit down, 4, is not really such, as it should. Jānīt?
-Black!
-Two! Class, lie! Saturiņicīts>
Jānītis to go to the father and asks:-How do I become? -We will find you a cabbage. Jānītis rushes to her grandmother:-Select where to be a father? -We found the salad. Jānītis school essay wrote:-For generations my family has more vegetative propagation, acquaintanceships pleasure of an intimate knowledge!
Janice reviewed the homework, the teacher exclaims:
-No errors! Say honestly, who helped your father? Saturiņicīts>
Jānītis blows chemistry class. Father comes to school and pay for the damages. The next day Jānītis blow up girls\' toilet. Father comes back to school and pay the damages.
The next day Jānītis comes home and asks Dad:
-You will go to school?
Father:-No, janit, I will not go ...
Jānītis:-Well, Dad, do not have anything on the ruins vazāties
Jānītis falls 2m deep dry toilet. In desperation, he begins to yell, Burns, Burns, Burns! Come firefighters pulled Jānīti, and asks: where is burning? Jānītis answer: nowhere is off, but if you would come if I shout Shit, Shit, Shit? Saturiņicīts>
Jānītis requires Mum: I\'ll buy a dog? Mom said, go to a store and buy. Well, Jānītis go. comes home, mom says that\'s not the dog it\'s a frog!
students feel at home to compose rhymed verse. The next day cause Janita and makes recite the prepared text. Jānītis recite:
- Flowers in hand the tug
Iebrien lake up the road.
Teacher: But where rhyme?
Jānītis: Pabridīs on, it will be
Jānītim Teacher: \"Why are you again to lure the girls are getting dressed?\"
\"You know, I do not have internet at home!\" Saturiņicīts>
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